Welcome back to my parlor, make yourself comfortable. One thing I have not mentioned in my other ramblings, is the fact that I have children. I haven’t spoken about them because, as amusing as I find some of the bizarre things they do, I’m sure they won’t appreciate having that available on the internet, even with my current readership of two people. They’ll be posting things on the internet that they’ll regret soon enough, and they deserve to find out about that on their own. However I have been going through something that some people may relate to in some fashion. If you follow me on instagram (branchofgreenfigs, one of…